
I admit, coming up with five things has been a challenge. There are countless things you don't know about me, everything from I didn't own a TV for 12 years to I listen to Bach's Brandenburg Concertos every single morning (it's the only way I can wake up completely). But that's silly stuff—I'm sure you want dirt, real gossip not found anywhere else. So if you're still reading, (drum roll please!) here are five things you don't know about me, the Homesick Texan.
1. I can drive a tractor. Before I turned 16 (the legal age for driving in Texas), all I wanted to do was move. I'd ride my bike very long distances all over my part of Houston, and while good fun and good exercise, I yearned for the power of an auto. Visiting my grandparents' farm one summer when I was in my early teens, I asked my grandpa if I could drive his car. He declined, but offered to teach me how to drive his tractor instead. And even though it only moved along at about 20 miles an hour (if that much), I was in heaven. Looking back, I think my tractor-driving lesson was probably just a ploy to get me to mow the vast pasture. But I had a blast and when I took it out by myself on those gravel-coated country roads, I had my first taste of freedom.

3. When I was in high school, on a field trip to Austin I confronted Ross Perot in the state capitol. He'd lobbied heavily for all these public-school reforms, which in hindsight were sound policies, but as an unruly teenager, I balked. The discussion between him and my classmates made all the major Texas papers. There were some colorful stories, but my favorite one appeared in the Austin American-Statesman. Here's the lead paragraph: “High school student Lisa Fain looked the short man right in the eye and began to vent her anger. Never mind that she was picking a fight with a world celebrity—H. Ross Perot—in the halls of the Texas Capitol.” After our confrontation, the short man decided to run for president. Coincidence? I think not!
5. I am a complete and total klutz. I'm constantly bumping into buildings, walls and people. I also trip on my own feet and stumble going up the stairs. And don't get me started about icy sidewalks and slick, snowy streets. But despite my utter lack of spatial balance, I can juggle three balls (or round fruits) with a modicum of grace. I think it's best, however, considering my clumsiness, if I don't advance to juggling knives or batons of fire.
Well then, I’m sure that’s more than you ever wanted to know about me. And I won't name names but if you’re game to add to this meme, then tag, you're It!
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