Recipes Dream: FOOD JOKES (2) - EXTRA FUNNY. HEART LOCKET AWARD FROM SIE

FOOD JOKES (2) - EXTRA FUNNY

These were comments I received on my previous Food Jokes posted at: http://www.cooking-vaieties.blogspot.com/2011/9/food-jokes-from-cooking-varieties.html

Lynne said: Wan, nice blog, you are my cup of tea. http://blogmenagerie.blogspot.com

CV said: Thanks so much Lynne. You are the apple of my eyes….

Katrina said: This is no joke! But why on earth name this very special chicken part “Bishop’s nose”... Oh please anybody, explain why? http://women724.blogspot.com

CV said: That can be quite confusing, I can’t give you the right answers. Aha! why not ask the Bishop’s brother? He won’t lie would he? Or ask his brother’s wife-she can explain better:)

Alfandi said: Rib tickling http://alfandidigitalartwork.blogspot.com

CV said: Oh blessed you. You must be the one with Spare ribs?

Andreea said: What’s the worst thing about being an octopus?

Washing his hands before dinner http://curioustendencies.blogspot.com

CV said: Octopus eats “Finger licking good” food, there is no need to wash hands after dinner

1-2punch said: I am glad you are enjoying this thing called blogging. Nice to meet “NOni fruit”

http://thebest1-2punchrecipes.blogspot.com/

CV said: Nice to meet you too, BUT HEY! You 1-2 punch the NOni fruit??? Happy blogging 2u2

Lena said: IF CAN, NEXT TIME I TRY TO CHEW ON SOME BONES AND EAT THEM, FOR MY BONES http://herfrozenwings.blogspot.com/

CV said: I told you, logically, the right food for our bones is bone. Therefore, consuming a lot of chicken claws/ bones contain a lot of calcium (is good). Thanks Lena, you are the only one who accepted the challenge. ha ha ha

THE BBQ SAUCE TASTER

FOOD TASTING ON A BRAND NEW BBQ SAUCE

The Manufacturer's representative said:
Our product which has its own rich bbq sauce ingredients, that will truly complement your own bbq marinade. We invited 4 RENOWNED FOOD TASTERS (FT) to sample our sauce and voice their comments, here they are:

FT 1: Has a great burnt flavor. There is no need to use mesquit wood briquettes- how economical and ahaa! with a hint of buffalo too! may be they add the buffalo skin to this sauce…wow! what a wow! sauce

FT 2: Has a woody bbq flavor. There is no need to use pine wood briquettes- protects your greens and ahaa! Its got a kind of “passing by smell” of a rabbit ON carrot diet… wow ! a healthy sauce is the wow! factor here.... fantastic innovation in the name of sauce....

FT 3: Has a BBQ’d wood flavor (barbequed wood?). This sauce will simply adds a very strong woody flavor to your bbq meat, like it tastes more woody than meaty… I don’t get any buffalo or rabbit in here. The wood must have burnt them out…wow! wow! fantastic innovation in the name of bbq..

FT 4: Has a strange new thingy here.. nothing woody or meaty.. ahaa! It’s cinnamon..Yeah spicy, I think they want to penetrate the Asian market- very economically strategic input Ma!
Hey, and a “passing by smell” of ghee too. MUST BE THAT BUFFALO. Wow weeee!

If you have any Foodie jokes to share, please put it down in my comment box, I may just publish them in my future Food Jokes post, with your link added. Thank you –smile.. an everlasting smile

To whom it may concern only:- Not allowed to publish my jokes without prior permission via email/ comment box. Thank you.

HEART LOCKET AWARD FROM SIE

MY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO SIE FOR THE LOVELY LOCKET AWARD.

Sie, a Philippino Chinese, is the author of a writer’s blog “ A Life’s journey”. A friendly and pretty woman who loves music and cooking healthy food.

Unfortunately, Sie has a heart ailment and often fainted due to this, but she is a strong woman and still able to responsibly and lovingly take care of her two kids. I wish for Sie all the best in life and may all her good wishes come true.

Do visit her blog at : http://insidemeanings.blogspot.com/

The heart lockets carries some rules with it, they are:

1. If you get the award, pass it on to 7 blogs

2. Put in the picture of the award in your post

3. Don’t pass this award back to me

4. Answer the questions below and post it in your blog

Only 2 Questions, it’s good to know you better:
- What makes you feel great about yourself ?
- Who inspires you most? Also be more specific , which qualities inspire you, in each person? you can list as many people you like.

My answers:

1. I feel great whenever I feel good

2. I am not inspired by a few specific person(s), in fact a lot of people inspire me, each one in their own way, including my family.